Posted at 08:58 PM
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls.
They prefer
presentable and neat girls. [Pero syempre good
looks is a BONUS]
2. Guys hate flirts. [Siguro nga...]
3. A guy likes you for a minute, then forget you
afterwards. [This
usually goes for strangers]
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it
just means you're
not thinking the way he is. [this isn't TRUE]
5. Guys love girls with brains all the more than girls
in mini skirts.
(when we say brains, we don't mean geeks!)
6. "Are you doin' somethin'?" or Have you eaten
already?" are the
first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just
so to get away from
stammering. [ahehe... Buking?]
7. Guys may be flirting around all day but before
they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care
about. [Awww]
8. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all
your bad
characteristics. [um... endi naman lahat, kailangan
din i-tama dba?]
9. Guys go gaga over a girl's smile! [nyahahaha]
10. Guys try to find the stuff toy a girl wants but
would unluckily
get the wrong one. [kasi yung iba ayaw pa sabihin
eh...]
11. Guys can be wastrels especially when they
want to get an
impression from you. But they are actually price-
conscious people.
[ofcourse kailangan magtipid,para sa future dba?]
12. Guys virtually brag about anything. [halata ba?
endi naman dba?]
13. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
[not
true! well... It may be true for a lot of guys, but
everyone's like
this.]
14. Guys think too much. [except me!]
15. Guys hate it when you talk much about your ex-
boyfriend. [yes siree!!!]
16. When a guy wants to meet your parents... let
him. [oo nga naman]
17. A guy wants to tell you many things, but he
can't. And they sure
have one bad habit to gain courage (and spirit) to
tell you
everything, and that is drinking! [vodka!]
18. Guys cry. [huhuhu]
19. Guys' fantasies are unlimited. [no comment
= ) ]
20. Don't provoke a guy to heat up... believe me...
he will! [wag mo kong subukan!]
21. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
[???]
22. Guys usually try so hard to get the girl who has
dumped them, and
this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
[tsk! tsk!]
23. When you touch a guy's heart there's no
turning back. [caution!]
24. Giving a guy a hanging message like, "You
know, what... uh...
never mind," would make him jump to a conclusion
that's far from what
you're thinking. [kasi naman eh]
25. A guy goes crazy when a girl touches his
hand. [grave ha!]
26. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they
usually stammer
when they talk to the girl they really like. [i wonder
if the author
of this piece knows the word ``articulate''...]
27. When a guy makes a prolonged "um..." or
makes many excuses when
you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually
saying that he
doesn't like you and he cannot lay down the card
for you. [sort of...]
28. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try
again tomorrow"
especially when they are given clues that the girl
likes them. [try and try until u die]
29. A girl's height doesn't really matter to a guy...
but her weight
does! [hala sige LAMON]
30. Guys tend to get serious with their
relationships and become too
possessive. So watch out girls! [this is a warning]
31. When a guy gets something that is too
unyielding for a girl, it
would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
[hmmm...]
32. It's not easy for a guy to forget his girlfriend
after they broke
up especially when they've been together for 3
years or more. [talk
about an understatement.]
33. Flings follow after a guy breaks up with the girl
he got so
involved with and it would take long before he
commits himself again. [kayo naman kasi eh!]
34. You have to tell the guy what you really want
before he gets the
message clearly. [yup]
35. It's not actually cute giggling behind a guy's
back. It's more of
an insult for him. [kaasar sobra!]
36. Girls mature faster than boys in the physical
and emotional
aspects. But take note, once a guy matures, you
girls would surely
be impressed with him. [ehem!]
37. A guy has to experience rejection because if
he's too good - never
been busted, never been in love and hurt - he won't
mature and grow
up. [i agree...]
38. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys
blame themselves a lot
more than girls do. They could even hurt
themselves physically. [ouch!]
39. Guys can only be violent when they are
provoked by their enemy or
by another guy but not with girls. Guys meddle
with girls could
either be gays or bastards. [definitely not true!
perhaps this was
true back when bitchy girls weren't even heard of]
40. (Some) guys hate gays! [depende sa badong]
41. Even the seemingly nicest guy can talk dirty
behind a girl's back. [lahat naman ng tao eh]
42. Guys hate it when girls try to do what they do,
like smoking and
drinking. [bat ba gaya gaya kau? endi naman
bagay]
43. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but
become pussycats with
their girlfriends. [meow...]
44. Without girls, guys would end up zombies
without anything to do
or talk about. [ever hear two geeks talking to each
other?]
45. Guys are curious beings. [kaya kame madame
alam eh]
46. Guys talk about themselves too much and are
turned off by girls
who do the same. [T.O.]
47. Guys have a strong passion to change but have
a weak will power. [kaya nga andyan kau para
maging inspiration]
48. When a guy pretends to calm and collected,
check if he's
sweating. You'll probably see that he's nervous.
[check niu din un tuhod kung nanginginig]
49. A guy acts super nice to a girl he likes. He
may pick on her and
start teasing her. [tuwa naman kau...]
50. When a guy says he's goin' crazy about a
girl... he really is. [Grave Pare Kakainlab!]
51. Guys feel secure when a girl phones him. The
act doesn't look
cheap on them. [tawag na!!! lam niu landline ko?]
52. When you keep a guy waiting for you for 80
minutes, of course,
it isn't OK! He's just trying to be nice. [oo nga
naman! bait talaga namin]
53. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's
just actually
saying, "Please come and listen to me." [kasi endi
marunong makinig]
54. It is a fact that guys are physically superior
than girls but
emotionally inferior. Girls easily cry while guys can
hold their
emotions but cannot control it once they burst it
out. They could
either cry, smoke, drink or be violent. [masakit
kaya pag iumpog ko ulo ko sa pader?]
55. Guys don't really have final decisions. [asa ka
pa! ahehe...]
56. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in
him. [oo nga naman! puro na lang sarili niu iniintindi
niu]
57. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
[makinig ka mabute ha!]
58. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say
something. [TALK! now na!]
59. Guys believe that there is no such thing as love
at first sight,
but courts the girl anyway and then realizes at the
end that he was
wrong. [well its not applicable sa lahat]
60. Guys hate girls who act as if they're going to
hell. [nakaka-irita]
61. Guys go gaga over a girl who has a cute
bedroom voice on the
phone. [ahehe... sinu ba author nito? ma-tape nga
ang bunganga]
62. Guys like femininity but not feebleness. [san
ba ung dictionary ko? feeb... feeble... lampayatot?]
63. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than
they do. [not quite]
64. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a
lifetime... he does. [ayaw pa kasi maniwala eh]
65. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him
but can never be
sure unless the girl tells it to him herself. [miss
miss pakipot, but i respect that sa gurls]
66. A guy would waste his time over video games
and basketball, the
way girls would do over their romance and
makeups. [well....]
67. Guys love girls who can cook. [YES! YES!
YES! and YES! i totally agree! anu ulam?]
68. Guys like girls who are like their moms... no
kidding! [not really... ever heard of mama's boy?]
69. You can never understand him unless you
listen to him. [syempre noh!]
70. Guys love their moms. [ofcourse! but we're not
mama's boy! well... some are...]
71. A guy has more problems that you can't see
with your naked eyes. [kaya lage sumasaket ulo
ko eh...]
72. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just
to get you a couple
of red roses. [totoo un... nangangayayat na nga
ako eh...]
73. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use
this to your
advantage. [todo build up niu saken prends ha!!!
libre ko kau mamya!]
74. Guys often think about girls who like them. But
this does not
necessarily mean that the guy likes her. [medyo...
endi naman lage (always) kaya nga often
(madalas) lang eh]
75. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on
the first sign of
rejection. [kasi kasi!!! kasunget!]
76. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without
prejudice and you'll be
surprised! [oo nga naman! masyadow kau!]
77. Girls who bathe in their eau de parfums do
more repelling than
attracting guys. [ambangu bangu pweh!]
78. Guys are more talkative than girls especially
when the topic is
about girls. [dyan kame magaling!]
79. Guys don't comprehend the word "get lost" too
well. [most of us
don't comprehend it at all!]
80. When a guy tells you about his ideal girl...
don't try hard to
duplicate it, otherwise he can see it right through
you. [trying hard?]
81. Guys really think that girls are strange and
have unpredictable
decisions but still love them all the more for that.
[love u ----! (kilala niu?)]
82. Beware: A guy can make a gossip scatter
through half of the face
of the earth faster than girls can. [kala niu ha! huh!]
83. When a guy gives a crooked and pretentious
grin at your jokes, he
finds them either unamusing or offending and he's
just trying to be
polite. [ambait talaga namin grabe!]
84. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes
are unlike girls do.
[well some are, panu ung gamusa? kikintab ba
un?!]
85. Guys tend to generalize girls but once they get
to know you,
they'll realize they're wrong. [exactly the way girls
generalize guys,
except they never realize they're wrong hahaha!!!]
86. If a guy tells you about his problems it doesn't
mean he needs
your advice. He only needs someone to listen.
[kasi ang daldal eh]
87. Any guy can handle his problems all by his
own. He's just too
stubborn to deal with it. [endi naman... sasakalin
ko author nito eh!]
88. Guys hate it when girls find themselves cute. [a
lot of the guys I
know (including me) actually find it kinda cute, wag
lang exage ha]
89. Guys find it secure when a girl swears. [but not
if she swears
more than we do]
90. Guys learn from experience and not from
romance novels, giving
girls a quite head start. [geeks learn from SF
(science fiction). If
you like a geek, brush up on your Star Trek or
Babylon 5. PS. Star
Wars sucks!!! i don't like star wars eh]
91. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks
help from about his
problem with you, may end up being admired by
your boyfriend. [yngat guuuuurls!]
92. When your boyfriend looks at another girl or a
stranger, it
doesn't mean he's cheating on you. [oo nga!
syadow kau]
93. Guys hate being leashed by their girlfriends.
[most of us find it
okay if their GFs leash them in]
94. A guy tends to get jealous when his friend
steals his girlfriend's
attention away from him. [i haven't met a guy who's
not like this, remember this gurlz!]
95. Guys weakest point is at the knee. [ako sa -----
! (oi wag kau bastos! secret un akin!)]
96. Like Eve... girls are guys' weaknesses. [don't
take advantage pls...]
97. Guys are very open about themselves. [endi
katulad niu puro secrets!]
98. No guy is bad when he is courting. (yeah right!)
99. When problems arise, a guy usually keeps his
cool but is already
thinking of a way out. [hanga ka nanaman samin
noh!]
100. It is good to test a guy first before you believe
him. But don't
let him wait that long. [3 years? tagal nun ha! baka
mag sisi ka? kailangan eh...]
101. Guys are not too conscious about their looks
which shows they're
not good in fixing things. [eeengk! wrong again!]
Haay natapos din... cge kain pako eh! remember
this...
The easiest way to a man's heart is through his
stomach!
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